Truth you can corroborate is a defense in a libel case.

Sure it would keep him quiet but only for five minutes tops for each. What does that solve?

Ah, the Gawker Media way.

So Posada and Jeter were going to keep him quiet how? By putting, ok, now it makes sense...

When is Abused by the Patriots coming out?

Not strictly related, but still fun: I went to Cooperstown for the first time in 2010. Had a blast. Real dork stuff for a baseball fan. Stayed in the motel Yaz rented out when he made the hall, had the fish fry at an Italian restaurant, which sounds like a mistake, but wasn’t. Anyway, after spending a few hours in the…

Abused By The New York Yankees, eh? Looks like they even stole Reggie Jackson’s title.

I’m making Mexican for dinner right now actually, do you like tacos? It’ll be ready in about an hour. Bring the otter pops.

Here’s gay science.

Is it just me, or does the Republican Party operate on the thought process of a four year old child these days?

Rules? Who needs rules? Those are for grown ups! I want my legos NOW!

Actually, that’s technically kind of true. The SCOTUS stuff simply pointed out that this right existed (or ought to have existed) all along.

Last week, I called him a citrus hate-cube, a national moral sunset, an amorphous tailors’ wager, and a calamitous flesh-cloud. Although his orangeness still features in about 50% of my Trumpsults, I’m quite pleased with myself. As you can probably tell.

He is indeed an ocherous horror.

You ain’t lye-ing.

I will not sit idly by while you insult my soup. Or compliment Trump. Whichever it is, I’m saying you should cut it out.

I’m like..........

The Browns had an Offensive Line Coach? Way to bury the lede, there, Tim

Of all the Cleveland Browns in the world, you’re the Cleveland Browniest

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