Trollage, obvs.

Evidently never read so much as a wikipedia article on Roman history, either.

“Well I guess if you’re going to be corrupt, you might as well be hilariously corrupt.”

That’s where I am. I don’t want to step on anyone’s toes, but I prefer to say ‘Native American’ (or Indigenous Peoples, but no one else seems to say that), because I like to keep ‘Indian’ for meaning ‘from India’.

You still have to decide that for yourself.

“If other countries can provide these services, why can’t we?”

Not just a good call, but a good use of everybody’s tax dollars! Way to build a stronger community, Anonymous Busybody!

See, I’m of the bowing to the inevitability school of thought - just go straight to the penalty kicks if it’s tied after 90 minutes rather than having everyone stagger around for another half hour first.

Then why was Frederick Douglass a participant in the convention? That sounds pretty forward-thinking for the time.

Don’t the Cubans have about half their players defect every time they travel abroad? I’m kind of impressed they keep sending a team.

Sure, I that all the time.

And who gave you permission to go rummaging through my shoe rack?

Or, as last year’s German team would put it: “You beat Brazil on their home pitch by 2-1? How cute.”

“No, Governor Brewer, I will not pull your finger.”

Isn’t Bill Cosby now the first person ever to be called a rapist by a sitting President of the United States on live television? That has to be a more extraordinary distinction than even a presidential medal of honor.

Well, clearly Barack Obama ruined this person’s life just by existing, so he obviously has truly diabolical powers.

Roman Polanski will likely never set foot in the United States again. That is a heavy penalty but, since it is a direct result of choices he made, it is a fair one.

I’m pretty torn about this. I hate to see municipalities shelling out money and giving in to corporate extortion like this.

Especially since these rubes would probably do it.