It’s like people have already forgotten the Shrub years.

And even in the recall election, I read that 38% of union members voted to keep him. “Well, he’s been fisting my ass without lube, but I’m sure he’ll stop if I vote for him again.”

See, that’s why I vote for North Korea. They already hate us, and they’re used to dealing with megalomanaical blowhards.

One look at that physics-defying combover tells you all you need to know what The Donald cares about looking good.

I guess, if they catch bits of the ticker tape, they can hock it on eBay...

This was the rubber match: Japan won the ‘11 World Cup final. The US won the Olympic final 2-1 the following year over Japan in London. Nice resolution we saw, there.

“I had never even considered the possibility that a woman could score from midfield.”

No Led Zeppelin? Their butt boys seem to have taken over all the old people rock stations, spooging themselves whenever they’re about to play one of their idols’ turgid, pretentious, plagiarized numbers.

Well, this isn’t making it any easier to refer to Man City Junior as “Chivas NYC”.

Lot of self-hate in Ann Coulter. Of course, Ann Coulter knows better than anyone just how odious a human being Ann Coulter is, so of course she hates people who have anything in common with Ann Coulter.

Nope - looks like they’re still singing the same tired, stale tune, and on a post dedicated to photographic evidence of Americans caring about soccer.

Michelle Akers was (is) awesome. But that ‘99 final was the nailbitingest nailbiter I ever sat and bit my nails through.

I was at the ‘99 final. It’s still one of my favorite sports memories.

Especially the midfield blast. I’ve always been curious what’s Japanese for “Awwwww, are you fucking shitting me here?!?!?”

A week ago: Jill Ellis is a clueless yutz who;s in hopelessly over her head.

Thank you for your concern *rolls eyes*.

Well, I’m watching it, and I’m enjoying it. Fuck off and go to hell.

Me, an hour ago: If we can grind out another 1-0 win, it’s all good.

C’mon, USA, are youy really gonna let ‘em walk outta here with their dignity intact? Sheesh.

Holy.