My guess is it’s different because Côte d’Ivoire made a to-do about it and the other countires didn’t. Like, if it matters that much to y’all, fine, you’re Côte d’Ivoire.

I don’t know if it was a bad call. I am sure it wasn’t as bad a call as that penalty kick China got in the first half: Yeah, the NZ player had her arms extended, but the ball hit her chest and head. The PK call against China in the first game was iffy, in my opinion, but that was just terrible - Go Whoever Plays China…

Smash Mouth: The poor man’s Nickelback.

Yep. ‘Course, too many people who own guns work out their anger by going down to the mall and shooting people.

You’re saying that like it’s a bad thing.

So, on top of the woman who got murdered at her job, how many other people at that mall have had their ability to earn a living impaired by one asshole with easy access to a gun?

My inner goddess, is simultaneously barfing, and laughing her ass, off.

Rincon’s move to set up Colombia’s first goal was one of the sweetest-ass assists I have ever seen.

Welp, somebody’s not getting their deposit back.

Or, perhaps, a German living in some out-of-the way village in Argentina or Paraguay?

Yeah, but what about if they win, and in the resulting riot they set the river on fire? Again, I mean.

I don’t know Aussie law, obvs. But in the US, at least in most states, they could go ahead and get divorced and then shack up, couldn’t they? I think they’re dumb jerks, but I support their right to cut off their noses to spite their bigoted faces. I can’t say I care enough to write to the Australian parliament to ask…

Or me, like, every few minutes ever since.

But, if there’s a whole planet made of ham, did it really come from a pig or other ritually unclean animal? Wouldn’t planetary ham be kosher?

Any chance this means overturning the result of the Super Bowl on a technicality? I’d totally take it.

“The answer is ... to act professionally to all of your colleagues, regardless of gender.”

Reminds me of the time I didn’t feel like going in to work. So the Missus put on a Seahawks shirt, went in, and belched a lot. And no one caught on.

Hmm, a cartoonishly stereotypical overcompensatingly closeted dude who’s now talking about rotating first ladies: This is some sort of elaborate performance art or prank, isn’t it?

“Exposing hypocrisy in public figures is supposed to be one of the tenets of journalism, no?”

Whoa, whoa, whoa, I’m gonna need someone to explain something to me: