Seriously, I have a Beats audio edition laptop, and believe me they sound terrible compared to my 6 year old dell laptop. It has this "amplified down firing subwoofer" that sounds like a fruit fly with gas. And if you use it on your lap, like a laptop is intended, it just buzzed against your leg.

She wanted better imaginary sex.

That is the front of the phone, see the proximity sensors on the left and the camera does not have a flash led. So it must be the front facing camera.

Why would the back have a proximity sensor? Also the article mentions a lack of screen borders.

Sony, definitely, but that power button ugh i'm going to have to paint it black..

So you have the glasses? Or do you get them at the event?

I like how everyone has an old tank of a computer and yours is a thin little laptop :P

Haven't seen one of those in a while. My fist laptop was the little one of that, XPS M140. It still works!

I need to stop drinking things while reading giz comments...

Though you might have had an empty pool by the end of it...

Same here, just started getting the planned restarts every hour, and now I cant download the official version because my internet is too slow to get it done in time :/

Might have been just a special case, but Vista ran terribly on my quad core 2.8 ghz desktop with 8 gb of ram. Windows 7 and 8 run fast as hell though. I did love the look of vista though.

You are not a fanboy for liking an updated product, I cannot comprehend why people get so upset over the start button. Yea I liked it too, but i always kind of wanted a bigger window to be triggered by it, and now it is exactly that! Also the start button is still there, its just hidden.

Yes, because I get paid to argue with people on Gizmodo's comments. Nobody has to disable part of the OS to use it. NOBODY. It works out of the box, and that is all it needs to do. Stop being stubborn and get used to it. If I can use windows 8 with a regular mouse and no touchscreen anyone can. You are no different.…

Also dealing with Windows 8, and I think it is fine. I use my computer for work and the new start screen doesn't slow me down at all. There is no excuse to be dissatisfied by it. Yes it was confusing, for about 10 minutes, but now I can use it faster than 7.

You Sir, owe me a new keyboard.

If that was in the actual news report I'm fairly sure a few people would die laughing.

I'm not sure, I saw the option clicked it and got sucked into 3D space for almost three minutes.

Sriracha.

I know.