But it didn’t end there. On the back of the photo Alex wrote, “You must find the Jade Monkey by the next full moon.”

The same reason that world class gymnasts are usually very small in stature. Because they have less weight and mass to move around in their routines do they can do more complicated maneuvers at a faster rate than normal sized people.

Just a reminder that playing defense is a waste of time. All that hustle and the Celtics still got 4 points out of those 2 plays.

Believe it or not, he’s done this before

Taylor’s a fascinating case. He rode the bench behind Joe Flacco for four years, but without gaining the mystique that backups in, say, New England or Denver or Green Bay tend to garner.

I’m no detective, but I think the girlfriend might be upset about something...

I think a pissed off girlfriend knowing / guessing his twitter password doesn’t quite qualify as “hacking.”

Huh, this actually sounds like a legit case of a hacked twitter account instead of just tweeter’s remorse.

Easy there Skip.

This doesn’t help in my quest to dislike Kevin Durant

Conspiracy Theory:

My theory on Keith Richards is he has done the perfect combination of drugs to kill all deadly germs in his body while also perfectly preserving his organs.

Um it spoils the last shot of the whole damn movie. That particular cameo was a well kept secret, and a much needed breath of fresh air after a lot of dark shit. She and the plans are the “New Hope” that ep. 4 begins with. Some of us were busy for the holidays. At least wait another month before you go blabbing all…

Don’t try and kinkshame Jabba.

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

Nah, KD stole that title.

You mean to tell me that KD is on a team that’s really, really good almost all the time but melts down when faced with true adversity? I believe it.

The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the Finals. People forget that.

Nice of Andy Reid to make it back in time after spending the night delivering all those presents.

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?