I was under the impression that the Sock goes on the door while you Jack between the legs.

My uneducated guess would be something along the lines of “ER Doctor”

I humbly submit to you... The ‘14 Cleveland Browns

And that’s where you’re wrong, my dude

This is top-notch kinja.

PROMO CODE: MANCAVE2

Certainly not the first guy in Texas to kill 5 hookers

All in due time

See? Blue lives DO matter!

To be fair, most people associated with the Cardinals have been missing a lot lately.

The run-up to that shot was excruciating to watch, I can’t even imagine how you face your team after missing like that.

+1 Harambe

Does this mean I can finally shut my character up and go back to being a silent protagonist?

+32

Those are some rock bottom Adderall prices considering it’s finals season for college kids nationwide

When you’re a Browns fan and this is the only weekend you can delude yourself into having hope.

Right? If this trade saves the Browns the responsibility of having to make their own decision about a QB, and they have to take Goff by default, that’s a better result than I could have ever hoped for