Good thing Sacramento bankrupted its schools to keep the Kings. If Kings fans could learn about this, they’d be pissed.

That would be okafor me.

We all lose.

I’m a big fan of misplaced passes too.

YEAH SOCCER PLAYERS AND THEIR FLOPPING PICK YOURSELF UP THIS IS WHY NO ONE WATCHES THE SPORT. I DON’T FLOP THAT MUCH WHEN I’M ELBOW DEEP IN SOME STRANGE SO THESE PEOPLE SHOULDN’T EVEN BE CONSIDERED MEN

Black lung and major Civil War battles are more like Pennsylvanian sort of things.

Look asshole, my grandpappy played football and I played football and now every time the fluroscent lights get turned on I piss myself and forget who I am for 5 minutes, but goddamn it my kid will play and he’ll piss himself and there’s nothing you cucklibtards can do about it. It’s in the forty-eleventh amendment to…

Those kids are going to be too busy making iPhones for recess.

I’d grab some books and read during recess. It was great. Fuck off, Gruden.

Honestly, getting €30 million for a 30 year old malcontent with one wowzer of a season under his belt is pretty great business on their part.

Didn’t the Browns beat somebody this year?

James is worth hundreds of millions to the Cavaliers. He wants to win. Cavs officials should shut up and pay the bills.

Dear Jorge,

How long do we have to pretend to miss the point on this one?

No surprise coming from someone who’s always asking his teammates to build a wall.

Yeah, that’s terrible, unlike Dad running to the national press to try and sabotage his son’s success at work. He seems like a really supportive sweetheart and not at all a manipulative sociopath.

So by my count the article said 2 separate times that this is in fact illegal. I think we all get that.

Living in a ‘factors leading to’ paragraph is terrifying.