Sonic Underground? That's actually the only Sonic cartoon I've ever watched, which made we wonder where Knothole Village went (I had a Sonic children's book). The green one is named Manic and the pink one is Sonia. They're all royalty.

My mother raised 6 Sun Devils. We all watched this game together, a very special moment. Mom had a terrible stroke 3 years ago. Now, the only thing that makes her smile is watching the games. Thank you ASU for making mom happy tonight.

University of Surprised Children

Next up; NFL Blitz rankings.

NBA Jam Players, ranked by how much fun it is to shout their names:

But, that being said... I love Firefly, so you can go straight to hell, sir.

My god, it looks EXACTLY like my dong, same size and everything!

He's already brushing up his "coins", ready to play.

motion to include "sweater puppies"

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

Only the best for the Citizen Kane of movies.

It really ties the arcade together.

Game of the Year.

Wait a minute.. This sheriff?

Oh, her? Don't worry about her; she does this at every game. That's Peggie the Pirate, and she wanders into the dugout at every game to complain to Danny Murtaugh that "there's too many of those people on the team these days." Adorable, really.

Phelps's eyes were bloodshoot, "his speech was mush mouth,"

So that we may eventually face our death with dignity and self respect, like Spock in the volcano or whatever.

Goddamnit, Albert. Must you crap all over my dreams?