Losing to a team named "#yoloswag" makes it infinitely more frustrating.

Have you been living in a cave since your Humvee was blown up?

Tony stark's heroic sacrifice in avengers 3 confirmed.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?

I'm Black and a business school graduate. This is exactly how I read it. In fact he pretty much smears the local white population as bigots. The fact is that he needs their money to stay a float because the local black population alone cannot support a NBA franchise. So he has to find a way to appeal to them even…

I totally agree. We're making a climate where it's not okay to talk about race, ever. Granted, Levenson is especially cynical about race as it relates to his business, but business people talk in numbers. If anything, from what I get from his email, he doesn't have any hate in his heart toward people of colour. Which…

As a black person, I dont speak for all black people, we are not monolithic, But reading this email, I dont think its racist, its just a business man trying to figure out why his shit is fucked up. Hes speaking frankly, and probably factually on alot of his points, Hes basically saying mix this shit up, black and…

This just sounds....weird....but not totally racist. It seems he is mostly blaming the racist white ATL population ("This was just racist garbage"...mentioning that the perception of danger overwhelmed reality of attending a game...racial coding..) and some curious ways to express his feelings (his "balking" and…

They do make a point of joking about it. "Here's the part where we talk about turtle dicks," indeed.

That said, this is not one of their funnier efforts.

or they are stealing a page from the jj Abrams playbook.

They might well be planning to depict the accident in the old Superboy comics in which Luthor lost his hair, which he blames on Superboy.

what kind of kids say "cosmetics" and refer to Italian food as just "Italian"

Come on, it's so clearly worded to make him sound tragically unhip and clueless that it's obviously a ploy. "I wouldn't have any idea where to get a Molly or what a Molly is"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I can't decide if the super unhip "I don't take marijuana" phrasing is an argument for his innocence or for his agent's skill in drafting subtly effective emails.

It really was a whole lot, wasn't it? I don't know that I have ever made so much. Then again, I've never fucked Kate Upton, either.

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