Losing to a team named "#yoloswag" makes it infinitely more frustrating.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but does he also have a picture of a box of cereal on his shirt?

I'm Black and a business school graduate. This is exactly how I read it. In fact he pretty much smears the local white population as bigots. The fact is that he needs their money to stay a float because the local black population alone cannot support a NBA franchise. So he has to find a way to appeal to them even…

I totally agree. We're making a climate where it's not okay to talk about race, ever. Granted, Levenson is especially cynical about race as it relates to his business, but business people talk in numbers. If anything, from what I get from his email, he doesn't have any hate in his heart toward people of colour. Which…

As a black person, I dont speak for all black people, we are not monolithic, But reading this email, I dont think its racist, its just a business man trying to figure out why his shit is fucked up. Hes speaking frankly, and probably factually on alot of his points, Hes basically saying mix this shit up, black and…

This just sounds....weird....but not totally racist. It seems he is mostly blaming the racist white ATL population ("This was just racist garbage"...mentioning that the perception of danger overwhelmed reality of attending a game...racial coding..) and some curious ways to express his feelings (his "balking" and…

Come on, it's so clearly worded to make him sound tragically unhip and clueless that it's obviously a ploy. "I wouldn't have any idea where to get a Molly or what a Molly is"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I can't decide if the super unhip "I don't take marijuana" phrasing is an argument for his innocence or for his agent's skill in drafting subtly effective emails.

It really was a whole lot, wasn't it? I don't know that I have ever made so much. Then again, I've never fucked Kate Upton, either.

LASAGNAS: RANKED

Followed by 5 shitty reviews of the same movie by people without a film degree.

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Still waiting for the Gizmodo feature on how it happened, the Lifehacker feature on how to make sure it doesn't happen to us, the Jezebel feature on how our culture allows males to feel that they can invade any women's privacy, the Gawker feature on how 4chan heard about the leaks, along with the TMZ call to get them…

Lesson to all: Only have nude stills of yourself on Polaroid and only film sex on VHS. It's easier to control publishing rights.

You guys are such hipsters.