"This isn't impressive, we have two Upton asses" - Atlanta Braves

So, let me get this straight, Reddit.

ETA: The link was removed, so kudos for that, but I still question the original motivation for including it.

clicks don't bait themselves.

I think this is nonsense. Nude photos are made regularly in art photography, and have been done this way for decades. Please see Elinor Carucci's work for examples of what I mean. You don't need to be doing it for that reason, though. Maybe you just like the way you look naked on a given day and want to remember…

I'm really angry that someone thought it was okay to hack these women. I also hope they come and say "i look hot in these photos and yeah it sucks but shit happens" because women are always taught that our bodies are private when there is nothing more beautiful than the human form.

Victim blaming has no doubt already commenced elsewhere. I hope it doesn't happen here. Taking pictures of yourself, particularly if you keep them to yourself and don't share them, is a completely okay and normal activity in 2014. I have not and will not look at these pictures, but regardless of Lawrences's reasons…

Probably the only black man recently to say "Oh no, I have to leave St. Louis."

Why study Tropicana? Can't you just wait for it to land between the 30,000 empty seats and pick it up at your leisure?

Jim Harbough already has this memorized

His T-Shirt appears to say "Expand."

3) A guy eating raw hot dogs out of a clear garbage bag with people around him chanting, "M-E-A-T-MEAT-MEAT-MEAT!"

I like how he's like "yeah other people did some research that I didn't, and then I realized they were right" as though that's not a failure on his part.

Sometimes I wish I cared half as much about ridiculous shit as these people care about bacon signs and DEM DAMN DURTY VEGAN AY-RAAAABS but then I remember I'm a well-adjusted person who doesn't act like a spoiled, whiny brat whenever something conflicts with my world view and I feel good about myself.

You don't hear kosher Jews complaining!!!!

Donny Moore is the luckiest guy in the world...monkies missing most of their brain and fingers can shit out more accurate ratings in a game where adjusting the difficulty also automatically adjusts ratings on the fly...what exactly was that job title again and why is he needed?

I had a mental image of this vehicle while reading the post. It wasn't even close to this ugly.

The Brownie Bunch: "You get a couple of fair-weather fans..."

Alternatively, I hope he just owns it and starts wearing spandex with underwear on the outside just while he's out and about town. Hopefully with one of those Racoon style masks.

Someone needs to tell Dalton to trim his eyebrows to tone down the whole "Comic Book Villain" look he is cultivating.