Is Superman wearing a Superman mask?

Trumps obviously a dollar-bin garbage bag full of shit, but I’m geniunely going to miss Celebrity Apprentice.

These are, at the very least, tolerable.

Let me know when you interview the remaining members of the California Rasins.

The man’s clearly capable of it. That’s a shame for James and whatever sack of potatoes they label as coach.

How long before Lebron is officially announced as a player-coach?

No.

This was a downer.

Any other Meow the Jewels backers getting a tad nervous?

I’ll miss my team’s stadium being named after some rich Captain Planet creator.

Meanwhile, I’ve been patiently waiting for the return of the official life juice of my swim-practice-era years.

That voice acting is pretty atrocious.

Evil Abed was running the show all along!

I need there to be a show populated by these ice cream people.

I hope they sue the shit out of the school. This public-outing drek should be punishable by law.

You’re doing God’s work, Will. Seriously, I love these fucking articles and Woolley’s accompanying gifs.

What if they made jumbo-sized subway seats?

The fact that he got a single after that stoically-told anecdote, America.

Now it’ll take a Hawks miracle to stop him.

Pierce eats his words as well as he hits threes.