Is Superman wearing a Superman mask?

I know that this point has probably already been hammered home, but with so little information known about the film, there really is very little to distinguish it from a straight up remake. What we have hear is more a case of our never ending blitzkrieg on media and the coverage and importance we give to it. Blame the…

Isn’t this what killed that lady in Goldfinger?

Trumps obviously a dollar-bin garbage bag full of shit, but I’m geniunely going to miss Celebrity Apprentice.

These are, at the very least, tolerable.

Let me know when you interview the remaining members of the California Rasins.

The man’s clearly capable of it. That’s a shame for James and whatever sack of potatoes they label as coach.

How long before Lebron is officially announced as a player-coach?

No.

This was a downer.

Any other Meow the Jewels backers getting a tad nervous?

I’ll miss my team’s stadium being named after some rich Captain Planet creator.

Meanwhile, I’ve been patiently waiting for the return of the official life juice of my swim-practice-era years.

That voice acting is pretty atrocious.

We’re one step closer...

I could really go for some portabella mushrooms right about now.

Rashida Jones?

Evil Abed was running the show all along!

Man, if you haven’t already, you should really put some pen to paper. Experiences like those of yours are so rarely communicated effectively, and with such genuine earnestness, that it’s downright necessary that you get a chance to relay them on a wide-spanning platform.

I need there to be a show populated by these ice cream people.