ESPNU must be really scratching the bottom of the barrel if they're airing JaMarcus Russell's high school games.

The year a Seahawk made the cover of Madden, the main feature touted that year was.....wait for it....LEAD BLOCKER CONTROLS. Now every kid could live out their masturbatory Lorenzo Neal fantasies, punching a hole for a running back to gain 3 yards and a cloud of dust. FEEL THE EXCITEMENT! (Oh, and that record-setting…

Snoop Dogg on:

"Before he said his name I thought it was Ken Whisenhunt."

Just got chewed out at work because of that stupid Toyota ad on here that I couldn't mute. Thanks for that one. Good read though.

Porn didn't cause the babysitter awkwardness; nature did. Every fiber and synapse of your brain, except for like two, is telling you to impregnate that. One of those two is keeping you breathing and your heart pumping. The other one is handling all of your cognitive functions, including trying to keep you out of jail,…

Nah- hurts too much when you pull it out. Index finger is much better for nose picking.

My thumb doesn't even fit in my nose.

Father of three, and the last one's entry into the world was, uh, harrowing. Emergency C-section, breech, triple-nuchal cord (umbilical cord around the neck three times), not breathing.

Can't really describe that feeling other than to say very very not good (she's fine).

Go to the hospital, folks.

In that Super Bowl loss, Peyton Manning played the way Papa John's pizza tastes.

I saw this post and, as someone who has worked as an Animator for 11 years, I wanted to respond to you.

Invertex is right, it wouldn't take a huge amount of time to polish this. Even a day, even a few days in the grand scope of 4 years is not unreasonable. He calls it a "final" scene, so thats what we expect to see…

Wolverine's hair looks fucking stupid.

I'm just worried he called that a "finished scene".

This one guy creating all of this in a relatively short period is not impressive enough? Tough crowd.

Looks and sounds incredibly generic, and the lip-syncing is horrible (I realize it's a "rough cut", but when you're trying to convince people to back something, your show-piece should at least demonstrate the level of quality you can produce).

It's pretty silly to let stuff like a game's plot get in the way of having fun as a couple.

Given the state of the Jets' franchise, the logical choice is Proctologist Dave.

Don't sleep on the annoyed shove Berman gives him at the end, either.

I think her take is quite reasonable. The ad was about as creatively lazy as an airline food joke.

I don't know, you can talk shit about their chances all you like but I really like TBA this year.