I don't think these guys were trying to avoid attention.

Jay Mariotti: Drunk Papa John

I wish that was the biggest downer in the NFL.

I'm pretty sure my number's been scribbled on that stall wall dozens of times. Those knuckleheads.

My only real problem with his letter were his needless potshots at Atlanta and Chicago. Didn't he play at Madison Square Garden the other week?

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This shirt.

I remember those days...

As much as I enjoy smothering the shit out of everything with ranch (vegetables included), my heart just wouldn't let me vote for its placement over one of the cornerstones of Big Sodium.

You lost all credibility when you said "ghetto people."

I really did dig the crack about how that kick could have made it from 53 & a half though.

I'll be more than happy if we get more of The Champion and his lawyer friend.

I definitely see where you're coming at this from, with this half-baked effort of mine definitely seeming like it's piggy backing off of Gawker or your work, but I really just wanted to use the crux of your article, while giving proper credit where credit is due. In reality, my aim is in the realm of self-promotion,…

Not sure if this is necessarily the best way to get in touch with you, but with your permission, I'd like to start a petition to bring Pizza Hut's newest abomination, a weird cranberry and cream cheese pizza crust, to America, using your article as a jumping off point and a call to action to my fellow peers.

In all likelihood, Boy George runs for governor in 2018, wins, and becomes president at some point. A good counter programming to the past actors-turned-presidents, but it's all bullshit at the end of the day.

It's sad how relieved I am that Georgia is not on that list.

I guess I'm just a sucker for your writing, care to expand on some of these, at the very least your pick for Benedict.

"Honey, am I pulling this off?"

So Dez Bryant gets the boot for a vague mentorship thing with Deion Sanders, Reggie Bush has his Heisman rescinded as well as USC losing that National Championship, and Manziel sits out a half for signing over 4,000 items...