Can I please get instructions on how to plagiarize this for Halloween?

You should have absolutely no shame in going to conventions as Henry Killinger.

Honey(Cata)comb

Great, a fucking piece of pork is contributing to my inadequacy issues. This is why I keep Kosher.

I can't imagine one eating this while with a group of people. I can only picture the infinite loneliness that comes as a non-optional side.

I believe it's the human embodiment of Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, the Book of the Dead.

Does Goodell really think 'waiting for all of this to blow over' is a viable solution?

(and whether or not it was done for ally cookies)

Not everyone can be a fan of the Carolina Panthers, but it's hard to find someone who isn't down with a hearty box of cereal.

This is wonderful.

Here's to hoping that things get a little testy on the set of Sunday NFL Countdown this year.

Maybe, like one day, all the three of us, can like totally, move in together and like totally become professional picklers.

Maybe, like one day, all the three of us, can like totally, move in together and like totally become professional picklers.

Jesus Christ, Berman's more like my dad than I could possibly imagine.