Or.... Or.... Put on a hat and drive fast so that the rain doesn't get into the car!

There's an app for that:

I used to just drive faster. Worked out pretty well.

how the heck did i get "apprentice"

I know Terry is gross but I am here for underboob.

Non-homogenized Milk is a semi-colloidal dispersion of butterfat globules in water. The globules of fat are large enough that if the mixture is not shaken up, they will clump up and settle out. When you homogenize milk, you make the globules much smaller, such that they will not settle out even after a long time.

Nah. They probably also think "Born in the USA" is an uplifting patriotic tune.

Granted, I've only been once with some friends that are regulars and, as usual with new things, pretty awkward. I'm not sure if it is my thing or if I'll go back to one, but I think introverts could get used to it.

My feelings on abortion drastically changed when I got pregnant.

Ironically, I am extremely attracted to naked mole rats.

I took a quick look at the medical literature and was surprised to find that there's no common surgical practice recommended for foreskin restoration. Considering we can do organ and tissue transplants and full-blown sex reassignment surgery, this seems like a pretty easy surgical procedure to develop.

Ok, the AussieBum pictures on their website are absolutely ridiculous.

<3 AussieBum.

Wicked Weasel is a little much for me. I'm more into vintage and frilly looking stuff. Neon floss is not my jam.

I will check this out. We are actually going through an underwear phase right now. Cute underwear for EVERYONE!

YES. Especially in the early 2000's when US markets only carried diaper-butt bikinis and they had the coolest Brazilian cut ones.

Dude Mustangs are not a rich people car unless you're talking about one of the insanely modified high end ones.

frequently gets stereotyped as a "spicy Latina."

How many points have you scored in the WRC?

Your chump ass isn't getting paid to drive a car. Period.