I do appreciate that companies are still targeting millennials as  “the youths”. Makes me almost think I’m still young.

Dude. Where are my dogs gonna ride?

Give your passion on this subject, you’re probably insufferable on a litany of other subjects that would make any sensible person reconsider inviting you to their abode.

All of that and you couldn’t include a pic of the new logo? What does it take to write for this website. Good lord

Ah, the dreaded monster zucchini, lift up a few leaves, and ah, wtf am I going to do with this?

That makes perfect sense, thank you! I might get me one of these 😁

I just laughed myself into an asthma attack imagining how I would look in those suits. If you are comfortable in them, amazing! I am sure you look great. I, on the other hand, with my multiple multiples pregnancy belly and butt, not to mention my thighs would be downright frightening in something like that. 

It also looks really weird to have that much coverage up top and that little on the bottom. Like she put on two different swimsuits. If the bottom is teeny, the top should be teeny and vice versa. 

Do you own the microbottoms? Because that is the suit that is confusing the hell out of me as to how your labia are supposed to be encased in that without issue. It just seems like walking would cause it to roll inward and opening your legs more than a few inches would cause your outer labia to kinda gobble it up.

I appreciate the name/comment synergy here.

I was able to spend 5 quality minutes on the Wicked Weasel website before my wife walked in and started screaming. I highly recommend it.

There was a time where I would have gone for something like that but it’s true that in my very late 30s, given the camel toe I now get in pants that are too snug, I don’t understand how my vulva could possibly be contained by such bottoms during any sort of movement. But then again I have to also assume women like me…

Dang, lady.  Get it.

I’m not sure if super tight is the right description, but they just work. Also, they last forever and don’t start sagging over time. I’ve had some suits for over ten years and they still look new.

I went to the site because I hadn’t heard of them and now I’m genuinely wondering how that’s possible. I’m not confident I could walk two steps in that bathing suit without getting a front wedgie. Are the bottoms super tight? 

I went and took a look at Wicked Weasel. Didn’t get far because I was just so distracted by this series of bikinis that seem to be designed to give a lady a tan line arrow into their butt crack.

I get it’s fun to snark, but for what it’s worth I wear Wicked Weasel bikinis, and there are no issues swimming, tubing, and any other participating in any other water activities.

Costco, can’t typically beat their price and the cleanliness and organized setup are desirable. The only knock against them is the possible lines you’ll face because everyone likes a deal...oh, and washing your windows while fueling is forbade....I get it, they don’t want to slow the line, still annoying. Bottom line,…

Costco. Cause the gas is cheapest does anything else really mater?

Your speculation simply isn’t based on facts. Democrats tend to run sexual harassers and abusers out of their positions while Republicans elect them President. Granted, it hasn’t always been true, but Bill Clinton could not secure a presidential nomination today unless he ran as a Republican.