How have I never seen this? Amazing.

I think they are discounting that Redbull is DELICIOUS.

Liberty hole! Freedom comes out this end.

Shit. I'd rather die in the S-Class than be seen in the Smart.

This is what happens when you try to get free shit from sleazy people.

Links? More than one please.

My relationship (using the term loosely, in that we are not currently together, he just started seeing someone else, but neither one of us are willing to say that we definitely aren't going to try to work it out) is two messes and a half right now, and Sarah McLachlin is a frequent player on my Pandora "Nothing…

If you are a person, do not go to Sarah McLachlan.

Preach! After my boyfriend and I broke up I decided to go see Alanis Morissette... ALONE. She opened with "Uninvited," those notes played on the piano and I completely lost it for the next hour and a half.

Or be near pets while listening.

To be fair, those are the expressions that I make 99% of the time I'm in the lab...

Meh. Most women have breasts and defined waists regardless of their weight and their adherence to beauty standards. It's the typical female form. Even as a relatively flat-chested and straight-waisted woman, my outrage level is low.

Well, this is more the long-term perspective . . .

It's absurd to assume what works in a homogeneous population of 5.5 million can work for our clusterfuck of cultures and peoples at 314 million. When many of the cultures common in our country put zero importance, to the point of a negative stigma, on education an egalitarian approach is doomed for failure.

Not sure comparing Finland, a homogenous nation of 5 million, to the United States is really that applicable.

How great is Steal My Sunshine, though?

If I had experienced this I probably would have passed out and wrecked my car.

Meh. Whatever. Bodies are disgusting.

Yeah, what a dog.