You might want to read The Terminal Man...

They have an amazing warranty policy. Mine died four years after purchase. I e-mailed asking if I could just buy a new motor, and they sent me a brand new unit for free!

In a state like WA what is an acceptable tipping rates vs. a state like ID?

No. The finish is VERY rough and unless you spend an amazing amount of time sanding your paint will be wasted.

Just respond with this:

I've taken your argument one step further, and suggested that Jesus Christ is the largest abortion provider in the world.

I've had to pull over on the side of the highway because of rain, and while you feel like a bit of a jackass, hey... you have a convertible and those other drivers don't!

I know someone that has a bumper sticker similar to that.

I understand that. I have a subscription, and there are women with pubic hair in every issue, and would be willing to bet that there is in this one as well (I haven't received it yet).

I would recommend you picking up a current Playboy or watch a current porn move then.

How have you found your experiences at sex clubs?

It's definitely not for introverts!

Some of us choose to go to sex clubs.

I've used that argument before. It's great watching brains overheat when they realize that they have lost.

The subject has never come in my parents' house, but that is EXACTLY what my MiL has said.

I know a handful of men that had botched circumcisions. Maybe they would want this to help cover up the scarring?

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If that's the case, I would recommend Wicked Weasel panties for you.

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Yes. I was turned onto San Lorenzo bikinis by it.