What Jimmy Rollins said eight years ago remains the truest thing that’s ever been said about Philly fans: “I might catch some flak for saying this, but, you know, they’re front-runners. When you’re doing good, they’re on your side. When you’re doing bad, they’re completely against you ... In Philly, can’t be no punk.”

Pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes

My favorite part of this story is that the police described a car as a human:

“Somehow, a penalty was not even assessed at the time of the foul.”

To all the people saying I overreacted...

It’s not reckless. She didn’t disregard a substantial risk of hitting her. She hit her on purpose.

Steve was the Case that I gave ye.

Only two games is a farce suspension. She should be suspended for the rest of the season and suspended from school for a week. Depending on where this team is in their season, and if she is not a Senior, the athletic suspension should carry over into next season. I also think that when she was officially suspended, a…

That was a hell of a pass though

She should have been arrested on the spot...seriously.

We would scrimmage 14-15 year old girls on my 12-13 male team... those bitches were as vicious as they were terrible.

(I guess it all depends on what value you give to 2 billion weekly/monthly set of eyeballs)

Yes. I love the name. I do not like the name with this game. But the word should mean something because ‘alcoholocaust’ is too fucking good.

Planes were invented in, what, 1906? I think my grandparents experienced markedly greater technology innovation than I have. Planes, internal combustion engines, space travel, computing. The list boggles the mind. And I get some jackass in a hoodie telling me how he’s going to change the world. I want to punch…

Insta is Facebook.

TBF, I grew up in Green Bay, but moved to Princeton NJ and lived there for 30 years. Princeton (the town) is primarily Christian, but not in any way the way Green Bay was. There are probably at least ten times more Jewish residents in Princeton than in GB even though GB has five times the population.

The venture capitalists did NOT miss it coming. Remember, the stock at IPO was like $40 or so - and the venture capitalists who invested before the IPO paid even less. The stock is currently trading at $110 or somewhere in that neighborhood.

Pretty ridiculous to judge a GM on his first three seasons, huh?

It’s because everyone’s parents signed up to a site that was meant for college life parties. There’s pictures of me doing keg stands from 8 years ago and now people post their children who absolutely no one but their parents give a flying fuck about

I guess a video of me getting a haircut would be somewhat entertaining when the barber makes a vaguely racist joke and I laugh akwardly because I don’t want to upset the guy who has the power to make me look like a dingus for the next 3 weeks.