if you’re in the back of the student section, or even in the middle, you’d probably be watching most of the game on the jumbotron

What Jimmy Rollins said eight years ago remains the truest thing that’s ever been said about Philly fans: “I might catch some flak for saying this, but, you know, they’re front-runners. When you’re doing good, they’re on your side. When you’re doing bad, they’re completely against you ... In Philly, can’t be no punk.”

Jazz was hilarious, of course, but an underrated secondary character was Will’s friend Tyrone, who only appeared in a few episodes

The new Vivian was pretty terrible, but the original Aunt Viv was a badass (until she got pregnant)

Why is Carlton such a good actor and dancer, but he really hasn’t gotten any jobs since the series ended?

Remember the episode where Hugh Hefner basically told Uncle Phil to go fuck himself? That was kinda weird

Cannon to right of them, Cannon to left of them

My second favorite episode is when Will pretends he likes poetry, so that he can fuck his female peers. The name of his favorite poet was Rafael De La Ghetto, and that was funny.

My favorite Fresh Prince episode is when Uncle Phil hustled the guys at the pool hall.

You mentioned the low hanging fruit, though.

Why?

you’re a cop, or a friend of a cop

So then don’t make the fucking call unless you’re 100% sure you saw it correctly. You don’t just guess.

High school/college baseball players have had scholarships revoked for intentionally throwing at an umpire (and directing the catcher to pretend to miss the ball). I’d argue that this soccer goalie is even more extreme than the baseball scenario.

I love this comment, and I am sad no Red Wings fans have given you the answer

Redford is a complete moron. He edited this article (with no correction note) and still got it wrong.

What would you have done differently than Hinkie in less than 3 years on the job? I’m dying to hear your alternative approaches that would’ve turned this team into a contender after Doug Collins traded Andre Iguodala AND Nikola Vucevic for literally nothing.

Sam Hinkie is the best GM the Sixers had in the last 30 years. Moses Malone was traded away for nothing in 1986.

Imagine if Roger Goodell forced a team to replace its GM, so the commissioner’s buddy’s son could become the next GM. Deadspin would eviscerate the league for it.

And that was actually a TRUE implementation of the new rule. This Blue Jays slide has been illegal for decades. Deadspin fails again at baseball commentary.