I’ve always found he writes dialogue strangely. Tense dialogue and menacing or intentionally strange dialogue he does fine. But, his everyday conversion always seems off, as if it’s both overly intense but the characters are talking past one another. Once I just accepted that, it was easier to get past that to some…

Are you serious? Caddyshack is fucking hilarious, but there are chimps who get that it’s funny. Yeah it’s better than Happy Gilmore, but don’t think that just because something is old, it’s sophisticated. There’s a candy bar poop joke that lasts for 7 minutes.

The problem with golf is that there’s no way to train with it from the beginning. Most sports are witnessed by crowds from an amateur level (even tennis). With golf, you don’t get crowds unless you’re elite, and even then, you sometimes have REALLY tiny crowds because the entire field is spread out. I think silence…

“Dear God, that’s wretched!”

In Judge Smails’ defense, he’s actually one of the least douchey characters in Caddyshack. He idolizes Ty, who rewards his kindness by fucking his niece. He takes a shine to an underprivileged kid named Danny, who also rewards his kindness by fucking his niece. He takes care of his clearly developmentally disabled…

The amount of money the city, state, and federal government are spending dealing with her as opposed to getting her into residential treatment or group living has to be pretty staggering. Hopefully, she’ll agree to it.

I know you’re right, but I can’t help him getting under my skin. He reminds me of the kid in elementary school who would blatantly lie and no one ever called him out on it. I think the other element of me hating him is that he seems to be genuinely happy putting no thought into anything. At least with really…

They still have a small corps of real journalists which I think the company still thinks is in their interest to keep. A., even if the unwritten mission statement of FNC is “undermine the truth”, they still will want to have an in-house understanding of the facts. B., they still rely on CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, AP, and…

You can fudge with temperatures of your ingredients. I personally will look for longer recipes. When I was married my spouse and I had slightly different schedules, so I’d start and they would finish.

GP...that dude really seemed to enjoy prison. Fuck him for that, but at least he was away from society. It sucked that so many journalists gave him attention over the years. Sex offenders like Nassar either stay in denial I guess or move to a point of shame. But in terms of value to society, I would like to see one of…

Tangent....I am literally listening to that episode of Karl’s diary as I’m reading this. Thank you for being you!

You know Dahmer was murdered in prison, right?

Good point. I really don’t think we should rush to judgement on this until we find out what kind of intel they got from him.

I fought pretty hard with my ex to give our son the middle name Chicago. She texted me “you’re welcome” today. I still wan’t to get a tiny little dog with a shitty disposition and name it Chicago, but we’ll see.

Thank you for sharing that. Don’t stop talking about it! I’m a survivor of a suicide attempt. When I hear other people who are struggling, or hear terrible news like this, I try to use it as a reminder to stay communicative and not get tunnel vision. Take good care of yourself.

Eww, peanut butter m&m’s??!! I always wondered who bought them. Why not Reese’s Pieces?

Yeah, I wanted to geek out on that but couldn’t find phrasing that didn’t sound douchey. I was hoping someone would ask and I could sound smart, but you cracked the phrasing code before I did. A winner is you!

If I’m reading his threat correctly, Blake Bortles will be spared?

I told someone recently to watch until 5.11 the episode where they get to the gates of Alexandria. Everything’s wrapped up except you know Morgan’s following them, and it’s a happy ending. She loved it. Then she got curious after a few months, and is now very bummed she didn’t stop.

No where near the first time. UMD Law is across the street, and when I was in law school a decade ago, you’d see people in gowns saying they’d been discharged and usually asking for money to get home. Many people complained, but it was hard to pin down, because there was an equal number of people who had left AMA, or…