TBF, this is a rough time of year for the show because of the playoffs. They were live on Tuesday, but not Wednesday because the prime time show starts tonight. I hated Kimmel back in the day, but since 2016, he has become my favorite. I hate a lot of the bits, but he has had some great interviews in the last two…

What surprised me the most was the Soviets entrusted a bunch of Sous Chefs to man a nuclear power plant!

The biggest shocker of all for me is seeing daffy old shirt-hating Dad from Friday Night Dinner as the Dyatlov the radioactive asshole.

“Philadelphia II”

When I was in high school we did the “predict where everyone will be in 20 years” thing under our photos. Someone wrote “Patsy Stone” under mine.

Not to mention the number of photos of him doing the exact same thing with men. Or the photos of Obama, McCain, Bush, Kerry, and Gore doing the same thing. Even FUCKING Cheney has these photos.

Hey, there’s a lot of failsons with powerful parents.

I am wearing a Ryan Adams concert t-shirt today. Not to make this about me BUT what the fuck do I do???? It is one of my favorites and I wear it at least once if not twice a week. Embroider over his name? Creative patchwork? Maybe just turn it inside out from now on?  It’s soft fabric and just the right length, I…

In Russia, the face sits on you.

for those of you at work, he’s just saying an extended“Doink” like he would “Gol”

• FELL OFF TOILET, FELL ONTO A MOUSE TRAP, TRAP CLOSED ON PENIS

SMASHED PENIS IN BETWEEN TWO WHEELBARROWS

Jokes on them if you kill Black Santa you have to become Black Santa

I have been laughing about that missionary getting killed for a solid week. Call me a jerk or whatever, I don’t care. It’s funny.

they have to spend enough time chatting with the doll through a chat bot app, and the dolls are free to reject whomever they feel hasn’t built up enough of a connection.

Everyone has to have goals.

I just read the article this morning, so to me it said collegiate hof’er, and your comment was at the top, and I replied to that then got called away on something and didn’t read the rest of the comments. I wasn’t meaning to shit on anyone, if it came off as crass I apologize, just thought maybe you misread it, that’s…

You don’t realize how good he is until you look at all his stats and the number of seasons he has played. He may not be a Hall of Famer but he certainly has a solid professional career that is more than just a journeyman.

Hot take alert: The Giants go on a roll and steal the division.

He handled the Mahomes thing AND the Kaepernick thing before that well. He had a lot of obstacles to overcome (these two situations, playing for some abysmal, dysfunctional Niners teams); unfortunately, the title “Number One Overall Pick” led a lot of people to believe that he alone should have risen above the…