I’ll drink a rum and coke to that!

Yeah, an invisible empire filled with braindead snot-rockets and they have to read to get in. I wonder how many closeted bigots are taking adult literacy courses at community centers so they know enough letters to join the Klan.

There are real Karens that don’t suck. My mom found out about this meme last night and it made her cry. Sorry, you are a victim of my one person crusade.

I do think she was unfairly trashed around here in the past few years, but yeah, it does feel a little forced. I’m wondering if just everything Taylor Swift does is just a little bit self-concious, sanitized, and focus grouped. Maybe she is that rare breed: a caring, sincere, mega-talented, soulless, phony dip shit.…

Yeah, jury pools can suck. In this person's defense, one of the victims pretty clearly lied under oath about a barely-if-at-all-relevant issue (a history of alcoholism) and another victim provided consistent testimony, but its slightly different from the notes the police took. Winslow's attorney made a big deal in…

Good point. Though I'd still place most of the blame on Lucas. There's a great clip from the making-of doc for Episode I where Lucas shows Spielberg one of the drone robot prototypes. Spielberg is like, "oh, neat, fun," while Lucas flopsweats all over his explanation of the final battle. It's so clear he thinks it's…

The amount of energy I spent trying to talk myself into liking it was insane. I went with a big group and afterwards it was like sad, poorly attended circle jerk. There were two good scenes in that movie...Everything up until you first see indy and then when the guy gets eaten by ants. Every other decision is wrong. I…

I kinda thought the joke was that the song wasn’t actually useful or clever in any way. Will Forte did a bit a couple times on Weekend Update.

Colbert (‘s show) has become insufferable. It’s just a goddamn recap of the news.

Yeah, as a now sober person and a former bartender you are totally cool. If I worked the lunch shift I usually made about three drinks and either seruptitiously did crossword puzzles or got roped into bussing, so I loved having customers eating at the bar so I couldn’t leave them “unattended”.

Radiation exposure is nothing compared to a bee sting on the penis.

That was Maester Luwin from Game of Thrones. It’s been interesting to see how many thrones actors have popped up in Chernobyl: Luwin, Dagmar, Alton Lannister, Jeor Mormont, and Pip to name a few.

It’s the innocence of the animals for me, and also their complete trust of people, at least for most animals. It’s irrational for sure, but I can’t help it. It’s the same reason that if I hear a dog is timid or standoffish, I respect it and feel sympathetic. If a person expresses social anxiety, my first thought is…

She actually does mention it in season 5 while recovering with the actress after the Waif attacked her. I am personally obsessed with what is west of westeros, so it stood out to me.

“Philadelphia 2" If that's your throwaway joke, you have some brilliant writers.

Not to split “heirs”, but the Mad King was her father. I think the bells moment ultimately proved to her that even the Lannisters are more reasonable than the last Targaryen king. At that point, with Jon being the blood heir and proof that even the usurpers were more reasonable than her father, she only has, as she…

While it didn't make her mad, I think it reframed things for her in a way she didn't expect: that the people she hated turned out to be far more reasonable than the last Targaryen royal sorta proves in her mind she is fit to rule only by being the most fearsome. The show did a good job of suprising one of its own…

This real Hunter Kelly guy definitely has a suit, too.

Yeah. And beaches are fucking rife with pervs actually. I do freelance photography, and anytime I do modeling or swimsuit pictures on a beach, my radar is at a 10 and I usually try to bring as many people along as possible. I literally had a guy try to cruise a client when I had a reflector up on a stand once. He was…

Dennis Duffy for President, I guess?