Honestly, Carson looked like he had been rolled out on a dolly from some utility room. I hate accusing someone of being a token, but he is apparently chill enough in his life and with this administration that they could wrap hip in streamers and he’d just sit there. Despite the wacky shit that he has said in the past…

This is what the inside of Dale Gribble’s head must sound like.

Sugar free candy is no joke. I didn’t realize until I stress-ate a whole bag of sugar free cherry candy. It was the first day of a new job, too, so that was mortifying.

I really question how many minds are going to be changed by this. Some aides are already saying he’s just being plain-spoken, and the idiots on Twitter are already posting pictures of Haitian slums and saying we’re being “triggered”. I don’t have a lot of hope for the current electorate (I think I’ve said this every…

I call that “sleepy toddler in church” Trump. He looks bored and overwhelmed but he’s already screamed enough before he got there that he’s relatively subdued.

Please don’t make awful statements about Moses Farrow. He was fucking kid and is completely innocent of any abuse of his sister. He states he was abused by his mother and I believe him. Mia Farrow seems like a nightmare person from what he says and what she herself has written, I have no doubt that a long relationship…

I grew up with a mother and a brother that were Kyrie Irving. Dude is just an insanely obstinate contrarian. I swear to God he is one of those people who would walk into a burning building just because you told him it was a bad idea. You can kind of see it, a little twinkle in his eye when he realizes he has some dumb…

Lots of people. Used bathroom fixtures are super easy to reuse in repairs and some insurance payouts mandate your contractor find a certain amount of aftermarket parts, or price that into the settlement amount. Even an honest contractor if he hears the customer say they don’t care about a certain item like molding or…

Yeah, I think they took a lot of that stuff 2. A high end toilet is very easy to flip. If you have a bathroom remodeled and ask for a Kohler and get a kohler, you’re probably not going to ask your contractor to see the original packaging. There’s a spot near me that basically just sells remainder or refurbished GC…

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…

Good point. The tumor too close to the nerve, if you will. I do think he had some guardian devil, either that or TV execs are too wowed by seniority.

Tobias: ...it’s an honest mistake. Also, I think your knee is on my heart.

Not to trivialize success after dumping a predator, but this isn’t THAT surprising considering he was a terrible interviewer with the screen presence of a wet cheese sandwich who’s Q-rating was some serious butt. Dude made Al Roker look like Ed Bradley when he filled in.

In that clip, he definitely looks like Kane after the chestburster has run off.

That was sort of it for me. I had always said my son would never play football. Then 3 years ago when I actually had a son, watching the game was never the same. Those guys just feel like someone’s sons to me. More power to them, I just can’t enjoy it.

I’m just chiming in to be a dick, but “wouldn’t probably”?

Newt Gingrich literally used Gump as his iconic everyman during the ‘94 Republican Revolution elections. Do exactly what you’re told, and become a billionaire. The black person, woman, and disabled veteran are just there to help light your way. I’ll give boomers their nostalgia, but anyone under 40 or over 12 who…

Yeah. I was defending him that first day. I feel really bad, and really stupid for doing so. His politics and his genuinely funny writing turned off the critical thinking piece. I sort of argued that it was Tweeden accepting the apology and saying he shouldn’t resign was my reason. But honestly, it was just, “oh, he’s…

Alternative theory: this isn’t meant to show how down to earth she is, but rather how amazing she is. Barbra actually has 7 or 8 restaurants on standby beginning to make her dinner, with an equal number of respective camerapeople. Between sets, she speed-dials one of them.