When I just read the headline I was assuming the Ewok King hated it just because there wasn’t a Ronto traipsing through the foreground.

I find the painting objectionable. I’m not sure how I feel about Hannah Black’s positions.

Why’d you have to go and ruin this perfectly good silly found video post by commenting about cricket? Now I’ll have cricket stuck in my head all day.

FWIW - my shit always breaks on Christmas Eve. Ovens in 2011 and 2005. The hot water heater one year. I broke my arm Christmas Eve in 92, and my ankle in 2007. In ‘04 we brought a German exchange student home from college, who then found out his sister died and we had to drive him to the German embassy and then the…

You’re right in that there’s nothing “nice” even about subtle racism. The shortest way I could describe it would be seeing someone’s utility over their personhood, no matter how heartfelt your “kindness” might be (or how hard you fall over yourself to prove you are genuine). I’m a white liberal, and when I put my…

He dresses like a toddler at a funeral.

Given that the top of Mellencamp’s head just keeps getting further from his face each year, I’ve age progressed him to 2020:

This is going to go so far down the rabbithole. They’re going to go back through 83 years of PWC tallies. My current zanyballz theory is that they’ll find out Citizen Kane really did win Best Picture, but that Hearst scuttled it. I’m also jacked up on espresso after sleeping only 3 hours last night, so maybe I should…

On February 22, police were called to respond to reports that a 14-year-old girl (who has not been identified) had threatened Alonzo Cox, 16, with a knife during an altercation across from Baltimore County’s Woodlawn High School.

A. This was awesome.

Price Waterhouse Cooper is going to pay through the nose MPAA, and the producers for “La La Land” and “Moonlight”. Their two starfucker employees, Martha Ruiz and Brian Cullinan, are going to lose their jobs, and there is going to be an audit of at least 83 years of oscar results, and there’s gonna be a change of at…

I’m including this screengrab of Wayne Jarvis because I find your post very unprofessional. The background is an unfortunate coincidence.

Starring cause I was dumb enough to post this 20 minutes after you without reading all the comments.

I’m assuming Fox News will be leading with this story tomorrow.

God. Damn. It.

This is the politics version of those depressing pictures they show of disorganized and bare shelves just before they close a Sears.

Jesus! It’s just all of them standing in a fucking row staring grimly out into the middle distance. Even the promotional material is dull. It’s like the Hall of Presidents or something. I assume Superman appears at the end to give the Gettysburg Address.

Honestly thought Jim Sturgess was Kevin Corrigan for a second and I was confused yet intrigued as to how that guy would do a British accent.

Me too! Immediately worried how they’d superimpose Martin’s face onto Leia’s body.

Immense talent aside, I know for a fact that there are rooms and rooms of people (including me) she has helped save with her writing and honesty, not to mention experience, strength, and HOPE. I am very grateful for her.