If there is an afterlife (spoiler alert, there isn’t), I will be watching the daily cummings and goings of the man who gets Chalmers Junior like he was my firstborn child graduating from Harvard.

WAIT WUT!\? I AM MASTURBSTE OR I NO AM MASTURBSTE////?CAN U capslocks REMOVE? Is band Yacht a porn or no? Fappening Bad, Illegal, prurient interest! THAT I KNOW IS TRUE. This differently tho, because i think its like with Kardashian Whores, yes? i like to masturbste to some news, but i only read it for the articles.…