Finebaum would still have cried fowl

The older I get, the more I realize that things are fucked up because older people are allowed to be in charge and have a say in things. Hearing Finebaum say this is about as surprising to me as hearing someone’s grandma wax poetic about when everything was still segregated.

Kaepernick should have performed an armed takeover of a bird sanctuary. The only acceptable form of protest.

Such a beautiful woman, such an unfortunate look for her boobs.

Same here, I winced.

Ow, that dress Gina is wearing in the header photo is giving my boobs sympathy pains.

I’m still trying to figure out if she asked to take the cop’s hand:

Excuse me? I think you mean ‘the Orientals.’

I was really expecting him to talk really loudly and slowly, you know, like your grandma does when she talks to Orientals.

Like anyone in Stockton makes it out of third grade.

Stockton or Modesto?

If you don’t get a powerful erection, you don’t make the cut.

Fuck Bleacher Report for publishing this bullshit and letting them remain anonymous.

If I was in charge of a football team I would just line up all my athletes and they’d be naked. Then I’d play the national anthem and raise an American flag. If you don’t get a powerful erection, you don’t make the cut. Simple!

Brave take. Very admirable of you to take a stand against those who promote equality.

“This guy has no respect for our country or our constitution...now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to see my financial planning team so I can divert my income and substantially reduce my tax burden.”

I was talking about sports.

They they should say they’d quit because of his lack of talent, not his “stand.” I mean, since they’re going to be anonymous and all, why not say that if that’s what they really mean?

NASCAR would like to have a word with you.

You live in a rough area, I have never seen a 4th grader with a beard and tattoos.