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What happened to you, Elizabeth, was the worst thing a person can endure. But pornography was not at fault. Your captors were at fault. Get off your Mormon pedestal.

I think he ends up on top—I saw the waters off Rio. Amiright?

Yes yes yes! “We’ve lost one kid. We can’t lose the other.” The other part. It’s like we’re sharing a brain. Damn, I thought I was the only person who gave this thorough thought.

I’ve always felt it was him, but people are too ignorant to comprehend that children can and do kill and kill on purpose sometimes.

Is that you, Burke?

Is “Safaa Hegazy” a pseudonym for Roger Ailes?

Why is it that “the public has the right to know” Clinton’s health, but not Trump’s?

Dude, I can be the sexual aggressor and not want someone to penetrate me. Do men lack the ability to understand that not all sexual contact must result in completion? Stop raping women and blaming us for getting you horny. There's something called self control.

I was typing the same thing, but was afraid it would come across sarcastic. Mind blown for sure.

Fucking suck it up and heart every post. It's seriously the least you can do and takes a few moments. JFC. She should divorce you because you sound like a fucking asshole.

A lot of people would say that about a dick like you. Seriously, why do you think it’s okay to comment on women? You’re a disgusting misogynist who uses his homosexuality as a way to validate it. FUCK YOU, GURVISBACK!

Those weren't his attorneys.

I removed my star once I saw you questioning his innocence. Did you not hear the confession? The uber bloody scene he described (well, there wasn't a lot of blood in his story, but stabbing and slashing someone IS VERY bloody) resulted in ONE DROP of blood. On its face, his confession is a joke.

Before his trial, he talks to his mom on the phone about the upcoming WWE match and how he couldn’t wait to see it (that was what he cared about, not his incarceration or the reality that he wasn’t going to see that WWE.) He couldn’t even comprehend the magnitude of what he was being charged with. Tragic.

This is good news. Let’s hope it forces a review of Avery’s sketchy conviction.

I do wish I lived in the city (I’m in East County), so I could vote against the stadium. Because I can’t, I take pleasure in stories like this. In regard to a new stadium, Zika really would be better.

Native here. Lived away a total of 12 of my 41 years. Missed it while gone. Now that I’m back, wondering why I ever left. So I have no idea what these people are talking about. (Housing is expensive, which sucks. But it's never enough to dislike this place.)

You deserve all the stars!

I don’t know much regarding the licensing of attorneys, but I would think multiple ethics violations—violations that remove you from office requiring a law license—would suffice to impact your ability to practice law?

If Starling runs, I will donate. She's awesome. Also, does Moore think that you're incompetent if you're LGBTQ? Silly me. Of course he does.