Ta-Da!

Agreed; I like the color scheme and the details, but without the jacket it seems incomplete.

Goddamn Craigslist!

You could consider it a mark of virtuous character that you can still be surprised by this.

Snake Plissken: Got a smoke?

Hire a sky-writer to write "Fuck Off" in the sky above your local precinct.

If you're white, they'll just demand a blow-job or threaten you with a night in the drunk tank.

Guess who's your Jezebel Secret Santa!

About point #1: where is the rest of you? How are you typing? HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?!?

Let's all go to CastroLand!

Okay; I didn't expect that.

I don't know, but they'll never lick all the shame out of their fur.

This was the first horror movie I ever watched.

The late, great Julius Carry III, forever in my heart as Lord Bowler, Man-hunter.

The commentaries for all three ED movies are worth the price of the DVDS!

I've had bronchitis with a 102-degree fever. That was more fun than Grease.

Well, I'm never gonna un-see that.

Anyone who quotes The Big Bang Theory deserves, at least, a sock in the mouth. An actual sock, fresh off my tired, sweaty foot.

Pants-soiling fun?

Dammit, this is the Pixar movie I want to see! Like Toy Story meets Finding Nemo!