Somebody, please, tell me there's a YouTube video of somebody making a grilled cheese with a defibrillator!

"Rape culture is contagious, come on Prezbo, be courageous!"

Ooooookaaaaaay.

Yes. If they choose to stand on the wrong side of history, leave them there.

Or, call them out, then unfriend them.

Rubber, glue, etc.

They will come. Be ready to dismiss and flag.

Oh, but they have an explanation.

Hey! He needs that for huntin' bargains! An' if they didn't want him to bring his 2nd Amendment-guaranteed penile extension supplement, why'd they name the store Target?

This could cause an immediate, world-wide epidemic of sterility.

I can only speak for myself, but I'll bet I'm not alone. It's not her size or shape that makes the thought of such an arrangement repugnant.

Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch has reached out to MJ and SB, offering them up to $1 MIL and maybe even more if they bang on camera for Vivid's BBW site. Hirsch says to June, "We believe you would fit into that category."

Why didn't you?

483 votes. Do you ever wonder if you're doing it wrong? You know these aggressors don't play by set, clear rules, they make their own, to benefit themselves. Can you honorably fight an enemy who sneers disdainfully at the very concept of honor? Can you afford to treat this as anything other than all-out war?

He looks like the sort of degenerate kiddy-diddlers Frank Miller would cram into the backgrounds of all his old comics, made repugnant flesh. Where's Marv now that we really need him?

I'm gonna go with Blubber Ducky. Because I'm a cruel fucking bastard.

At least it was only out of your nose!

Christ, he looks like Comic Book Guy's embarrassing older cousin.

Fair to say, but I have known wealthy young men, and they have one common trait; they aren't at all interested in going back to their humble roots. They will talk your ear off about those roots, but they don't ever want to see them again.