Agent Coulson could lay you out with one of his trademark wry grins.

Nice; I like the "budget-conscious" street-level look, wouldn't mind seeing it applied to more super-types.

Okay, just calm down, you're talking crazy... nobody ever fucks Zach Braff. It's why he always looks so sad and soulful.

The next South Park should be pretty good!

3. Rob Lowe is a pretty cool guy, but the Neville Chamberlain reference is a bit much

Oh please, like Mitt's ever used Twitter. He pays castrato interns in 15 minutes of "outside time" and a cup of lukewarm oatmeal a week to tweet for him.

Turns out the secret weapon in Rogen's Rectum is James Franco. Turns out Franco's the only reason Rogen didn't starve to death under an overpass 11 years ago.

Nice tits.

My bet's on a Valentine's Day re-schedule.

Super-8s.

Him and Benny Franklin must be rolling in their graves.

Win-win?

Yeah, funny how this little detail has been just been totally glossed over.

When Rob Lowe writes something, he signs it!

Isn't it cute that Zach Braff chimed in, like he has any clue what the hell's going on? And the idea that Newt TheGrinch and Sam Seaborn could agree on anything, to me, totally negates the very concept of terrorism. Bill Maher is unhappy! Fuck Christmas, I feel like an angel who just got his wings, and a spine-melting…

At least that's a thing that happened when I was in high school and there was a lesbian love triange involving twins. That was pretty interesting. I hope they're all doing well!

Good cops must take a stand. If they truly value the lives and safety of those they promised to serve above their own, they must identify themselves and denounce corruption among their ranks. They must do so now.

My love affair with the movies may have hit the skids, but that music will thrill me until the day I die.

And then pay to get 'em developed!

Ahh, this is just toddlers and smartphones. They come with child-locks; use 'em.