Snake Plissken: Got a smoke?

Hire a sky-writer to write "Fuck Off" in the sky above your local precinct.

If you're white, they'll just demand a blow-job or threaten you with a night in the drunk tank.

Guess who's your Jezebel Secret Santa!

About point #1: where is the rest of you? How are you typing? HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?!?

Let's all go to CastroLand!

Okay; I didn't expect that.

I don't know, but they'll never lick all the shame out of their fur.

Dammit, this is the Pixar movie I want to see! Like Toy Story meets Finding Nemo!

Somebody, please, tell me there's a YouTube video of somebody making a grilled cheese with a defibrillator!

"Rape culture is contagious, come on Prezbo, be courageous!"

Ooooookaaaaaay.

Yes. If they choose to stand on the wrong side of history, leave them there.

Or, call them out, then unfriend them.

Rubber, glue, etc.

They will come. Be ready to dismiss and flag.

Oh, but they have an explanation.

Hey! He needs that for huntin' bargains! An' if they didn't want him to bring his 2nd Amendment-guaranteed penile extension supplement, why'd they name the store Target?

This could cause an immediate, world-wide epidemic of sterility.

I can only speak for myself, but I'll bet I'm not alone. It's not her size or shape that makes the thought of such an arrangement repugnant.