Why didn't you?
483 votes. Do you ever wonder if you're doing it wrong? You know these aggressors don't play by set, clear rules, they make their own, to benefit themselves. Can you honorably fight an enemy who sneers disdainfully at the very concept of honor? Can you afford to treat this as anything other than all-out war?
He looks like the sort of degenerate kiddy-diddlers Frank Miller would cram into the backgrounds of all his old comics, made repugnant flesh. Where's Marv now that we really need him?
I'm gonna go with Blubber Ducky. Because I'm a cruel fucking bastard.
At least it was only out of your nose!
Christ, he looks like Comic Book Guy's embarrassing older cousin.
Fair to say, but I have known wealthy young men, and they have one common trait; they aren't at all interested in going back to their humble roots. They will talk your ear off about those roots, but they don't ever want to see them again.
That's right! He's forgiven himself! Nawt yoo, nawt yoo, and nawt yoo!
Now, don't go making absurd statements. We all know if that were the case, he'd be dead already.
I think it's hilarious to even entertain the notion that he would give up all he has to walk a beat. We may as well entertain the equally laughable fantasy that he would chuck the life of a multimillionaire movie star out a window for just one shot at becoming a barber in South Dakota.
Yep, I smell a payoff. Award season is coming, after all.
The wheel of progress never actually stops turning. Eventually, it can even smear a turd like Michelle Duggar over the blacktop of history. Her time is coming. Keep up the fight, she'll give before you do. Probably when all her vital organs finally spill from her cavernous revenue orifice.
That was awesome; thanks for putting that up!
Funny you say that; I was just thinking about him the other day.
Sorry, can't buy that. They'd have to literally build a crawlspace around him, unless one of them is a Hulk.
Those hardcore internal issues better eat him up soon, he can't get much plumper.
He's a doctor... but probably not the one you're expecting.
"The Sky."