That's right! He's forgiven himself! Nawt yoo, nawt yoo, and nawt yoo!

Now, don't go making absurd statements. We all know if that were the case, he'd be dead already.

I think it's hilarious to even entertain the notion that he would give up all he has to walk a beat. We may as well entertain the equally laughable fantasy that he would chuck the life of a multimillionaire movie star out a window for just one shot at becoming a barber in South Dakota.

Yep, I smell a payoff. Award season is coming, after all.

The wheel of progress never actually stops turning. Eventually, it can even smear a turd like Michelle Duggar over the blacktop of history. Her time is coming. Keep up the fight, she'll give before you do. Probably when all her vital organs finally spill from her cavernous revenue orifice.

That was awesome; thanks for putting that up!

Funny you say that; I was just thinking about him the other day.

Sorry, can't buy that. They'd have to literally build a crawlspace around him, unless one of them is a Hulk.

Those hardcore internal issues better eat him up soon, he can't get much plumper.

He's a doctor... but probably not the one you're expecting.

"The Sky."

Yeah, that's the shit we have to stop cold. It is not an act of bigotry to point out the actions of bigots. It is not a racist act to point out the actions of racists.

"Bill Cosby has been a good friend for many years and the mere thought of these allegations is truly saddening," Hefner said in a statement. "I would never tolerate this kind of behavior, regardless of who was involved."

Lorde of the Rings, now THERE'S your trilogy of hit albums!

Is Kylie a Kiwi? I lived in Oz for years and they always claimed her as their own. Although, they have a habit of doing that with successful New Zealanders, don't they?

It's about 2am where I sit, so I'll leave it with this: I wouldn't blame Him for fucking off.

God help Him.

Much obliged; fixed.

I always ask myself, WWJBD?