Man, and I had finally swung back to liking her a little. Never cared much for MacFarlane; guy's a streak of Astroglide in the shorts of pop culture.

Oh, sure, now they're ready to kneel.

I am many things, human... but I am not sunny!

The recent Hub series Transformers: Prime brought a lot of fun new layers to their dynamic; it's even more dysfunctional. Streaming on Netflix, definitely worth a look.

Hey, who doesn't love doinkin' on a countertop?

That whole love/hate relationship with Starscream is starting to make sense. I liked it better when it didn't.

"I'm deleting my fund me cause everyone thinks I'm money hungry," she wrote. "I have been think about everyone's opinions and I got alot of chooses [sic] and I have done there idea and I get the [shit] end of the stick."

I got wasted by the cops at the Vanilla Unicorn last time I played that game. Died onstage, slumped against the pole. Good times.

Well, at least they know someone other than their kids loves them!

This is art.

"I've still got an hour left from the Viagra!"

That's the spirit, you cruel yet magnificent mistakes of nature!

This story is neither absurd nor outrageous. It's AWESOME.

Thanks! Brb, gonna pawn the interwebz on Ebay....

And now we all sit back and wait for this dickhead to get busted with his fingers in the till. Somebody start the clock.

I don't know. Neil, whaddya got?

I hate to burst your bubble, but he'd probably like it.

He does have a certain Bateman-esque aspect; he actually looks excited and happy to be taking his own selfie. That alone is deeply suspect.

All I know is Gatorade is always hyped for its abilities to restore bodily moisture and precious electrolytes.

Kinda makes you want to bring back crucifixions, doesn't it?