Sorry in advance.

D'oh!

Ditto!

I guess he could be, if the thought of an ineptly-shorn, greasy ballsack in a rented suit does it for you.

I've said it before, and I'm sure I'll say it again:

Not a trace of sarcasm. And it's not a tad extreme, it's fucking ghoulish and I accept that. Until we start breeding Pre-Cogs or making dash cams standard on all new makes and models, I want cyborg Cop-Cams in every boy and girl in blue.

Nope; it was the ol' "We're glad this is all behind us, thanks to our bros for the support, please respect our privacy as we endure this difficult total victory."

It may have been faster and more efficient to just make fill a dump truck with tax dollars, empty it into that same Target parking lot, douse it all in kerosene and light it up.

I've been saying this for a couple of days myself. But I want those cams implanted as soon as they're accepted into the academy. They never stop recording, even off duty. Every pixel is admissible in court. They can only be removed for just one of three reasons:

This. The men who own and run Ferguson want this. I can't seriously imagine why, I mean, I know they have motivations but those motivations are as psychotic and inexcusable as their handling of the entire sorry saga. They started on this path that horrible day in August, and this is where it's brought them. Somehow,…

Please tell us more.

Who could on a night like this?

I can't condemn them either. I just wish... fuck, what does it even matter now? The bastards got everything they'd hoped for. Dead and injured black people, 15 minutes, military hardware to treat like toys and a dollop of validation of their crude and spiteful ideology.

I don't think they still even make American flags in America.

It's the hangover cure my friends gave me back when I drank like that. You should probably also lay down for a while, if gravity hasn't already whooped your ass.

Water. Bread. Aspirin. In that order.

A lawyer and child abuse prevention advocate named Andrew Vacchs once wrote "every child born is another chance to get it right." Don't be afraid to have a child, and for the future's sake please don't be afraid to teach that child to care about itself and everyone else, too. That advice goes for anyone reading this;…

In my experience, guys like him don't give a shit if their words are helpful; they just like to listen to themselves talk.