I'm pretty sure dry vaginas are the only ones he's ever encountered. Or ever will.

+25 Honorary stars!

Maybe you're just hangry? Sounds like you need a thigh, some potatoes -gravy? Yeah, gravy. Try the succotash, it's awesome; but save some room for Nana's peach cobbler and some ice cream!

I think that was somewhere on the list of reasons... not high up, like, just below the middle of the list... but I think it was on there, yeah...

See? Like a naughty Mr. Clean!

Fair enough, but no dirty-ness messaging was rattling around in my head when I came up with that. More the image of an itty bitty sailor workin' it with a mop, like in Anchors Aweigh or something, a dance routine more than actual labor.

Ooooh! How about sexting in Morse Code?

I'm gonna be nice and star this even though I disagree with every word, and several of the commas.

Lightsaber practice with Captain Solo?

There are literally dozens of euphemisms for male masturbation. Go to YouTube and look up "George Carlin Seven Dirty Words Masturbation."

Swabbing the decks?

I thought you were multi-tasking.

And dried up every vagina in the house.

Care to elaborate on which ones identify idiots?

Starred for your first and last selections!

I don't always have vaginal corona, but when I do, I like it with lime and a little salt around the rim.

Hotter than analog self-gratification, anyways.