On it bud; I'll hit up Lowes in the morning.

Her own show on TLC.

Smew, I'm here to help. Don't watch that show. WHEN one of these girls gets knocked up pre-wedlock, you will see, hear and read about nothing else, in every form of media including sky-writing, for two solid weeks without pause.

Hopefully, future Nielsen boxes will have an "irony" setting, so this can be cleared up. A LOT of shitty shows would finally disappear!

I thought you guys didn't eat donuts, to stay slim enough to fit into your awesome clothes. But now that I know differently, I'll hit Krispy Kreme on my way over; you dudes like beer, too?

I take it as meaning they're being bullied by the gays; bigots are being bigots for pointing out to the bigots how bigoted they're being. Because they're fucking bigots.

The reeeeealy foamy one....

Totally, you got it!

...Yay?

I don't want them off of television. I want them off of the planet Earth. I'm not even being facetious, I want the lot of them forcibly launched into space, to starve/freeze in the pitiless void beyond our precious atmosphere.

Am I wrong for hoping:

Luxurytweeting, here's your long distance dedication.

Next Halloween, we dine on candy in Hell!

This is wonderful news; I've only seen the movie and thought it was thrilling and perfectly unique. Shame I'll never see this revival; I've got too many bad memories attached to those songs now, don't think I could take it.

I'll just be under my desk... weeping like a child.

Wow. When even NBC doesn't want you around... I mean, there's just no coming back from that.

Nickelback: It Can Wait.

No question; just to be safe, you may want to scope out the local sewer tunnels, libraries and high school boiler rooms for signs of a Hellmouth.

And they'd know!