Listen, I can't really speak about the warty pigs (although you should know that the daddy pig involved was called "Elvis"), but those otters are fucking maniacs. A friend and I took my daughter on a "early morning bird call walk" (awesome, my daughter brought her bird call text book with her, we saw peregrine falcons…

One day, I was home visiting my parents. I got a sudden craving for chocolate so I dug around the kitchen and finally found some boxes of baking chocolate. I take it into the living room to eat while watching tv. First bite, I notice it tastes a little off but figured it was just kind of old and was losing flavor.…

This is going to sound weird, gross, & kind of troubling but I swear it's true. My father (Gestapo Leo as we called him) was born in Szentpeterfa, Hungary. After the 56' revolution my uncle got out & after a few years sent for my father. When I was 14 we went to visit (my 3rd time). Everything is pretty old-school…

A booger picked from someone's boyfriend's nose, for $100, and a tragicomically misguided sense of pride and honour. I was 18 and.... not sober.

Oh, you were talking about the doll. I was about to say, if you really wanted to spice up strawberry shortcake, you soak the shortcake in spiced rum, and add a nice dollop of whipped cream.

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Honestly if I'm in the right mood, "Iris" can still make me tear up. Loved The Goo Goo Dolls. So many memories.

Oh my God the Goo Goo Dolls. That's one of the first concerts I went to. And that song Good Riddance (Tine of Your Life) by Green Day was our *graduation song* in high school because for some reason the school didn't stop us.

That's what I keep telling my husband! She just wants to listen to classic rock. She is SUCH a music snob!

Oh god, this article made me realize some shit about myself.

My coming of age concert was fo sho Blink 182, Jimmy Eat World, and mother fucking GREEEEEEN DAAAAAAY. God, I had such a crush on Billie Joe Armstrong. #DreamBoat