“It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with. It’s very early to make a conclusion as to what the cause, intent, motive and facts were to this unfortunate tragedy.”

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

Ok but bye piper and Alex. You guys are sooooo fucking boring. Aren’t there enough TV shows about people like them? I will just go (or not) to the Cw or whatever for my vanilla manilla TV.

Except she still seems to occupy a relatively privileged position in prison and she never seems to learn anything. I’ve been watching the show up to this point but I honestly don’t know if I could stomach a season of ‘Piper the Panty Queenpin’

There’s catharsis to be had in seeing Piper, who stands for every latte-sipping, cashier-abusing entitled white woman alive experience the indignity of not being on top of the heap.

They should write Piper out of OITNB before her awfulness begins to infect even the scenes she is blessedly absent from. Same reason that they should have written Meredith Grey out somewhere around season 3 of Grey’s Anatomy.

“WE ALL READ GROUPTHINK and CLASHTALK.”

Well thank you very much, dear! This is why you’re my favorite. Some of my kids are... well, I’ve had a lot of eggnog so let’s just say it. They’re as cute as a basket of kittens and at least half as smart. Bless their little hearts.

So, I’m really struggling with the cognitive dissonance of knowing men around the world will take any opportunity to keep women down and the idea that I’m supposed to fall in love with one.

My mom is a historical preservationist specializing in the Victorian era and she always laughs about this. She’ll joke that she’s “probably inhaled enough arsenic to be immune.” Even though she now wears gloves and sometimes even a mask it certainly wasn’t standard when she started 30 years ago. Whenever we would…

My boyfriend and I were spiderman and spider-gwen.

Taken towards the end of the night, starting to look a bit patchy, but was DA BOMB. Also tried to not speak at all at the party with the help of handy silent film signs (the ‘Shut up.’ and ‘Fuck you’ worked particularly well, as well as ‘May I have another beer, please?’), but is more difficult than it looks.

They used the animation and not the song from Skeleton Dance in Disney’s Halloween Treat when I was a kid in the 80s. It was compilation of all different Halloween or scary themed Disney stuff. I had taped it off tv on a VHS and watched it all year. Seeing the clip now makes me want to go find it on YouTube. (and the…