You know the best way to avoid shit like this? Don't have guns.

"The state will assemble a child fatality review board to determine whether the parents should be charged with a crime."

1.) It is okay to find gay men having sex hot.

I think a lot of this is that people who are close with their family don't understand the concept of not being close with your family. My parents weren't abusive, and I don't actively dislike them or anything, but...I just don't want to be around them. Like, almost ever. I have one or two things in common with my…

I think sometimes abusive parents have a tendency to believe the lies they've told themselves about how wonderful their children's childhoods were. Particularly if their children turned out to be decent adults.

I had the honor of being the first sexual partner of a man who now professionally impersonates Buddy Holly all over the globe. Global Holly wept in my arms and told me I was the nicest person in the whole world (presumably for sleeping with him)... besides his mom.

A guy who gave me a playlist (on a flash drive) called "DJ WetWet's Beats for the Sheets."

But isn't any musician without a girlfriend "technically homeless"?

nope, that's embarrassing on his part, trust me. even if he made it feel like it was on you.

If neither were Juggalos you are still winning at life!

That is nothing to be ashamed of!

I totally forgot about this until now, but I took a trip with four friends last spring to some nearby island. The island isn't very populated and it was off season, so we had a hard time finding an open place to eat. We ended up at a strange, empty bar/fried chicken and pizza restaurant. We order some soju and beer…

This is where I'm at as well. Most/all of my intercourse and oral partners have been basically fine. Makeouts/half-hearted groping sessions? There was the fratbro/wanna be musician, the quasi-white supremacist with a bugs bunny collection, the guy who both bred ferrets and lived in his mom's basement, the 30 ish (I…

So I was banging this guy for like a year who was pretty shocking. On our second 'date' he invited me round for dinner - a concoction of meat fried with bananas which we ate in his bed out of a shared salad bowl because obviously. He used to get blind drunk, lost, and just come to mine at 3am ish every month or so.…

I was rolling deep on E and barfed on some TKE's shoes at a kegger. He took me back to his apartment (thank the baby Jesus, he didn't live in the house) and put on Ani DiFranco (whaaaaaa?) and we had awkward sex. He looked kinda like Seth Green in the Can't Hardly Wait days. He had on a visor. It was 2000.

Even the dudes I've banged that were bad in bed weren't terrible people. I'm not really embarrassed about any of them. I've madeout with some awful people though...