It says a lot when we see an absurd, outrageous, story, and we automatically assume it's Florida.

How did this happen in Detroit and not Florida??

"I imagine it'd be more like a balloon."

It only lasts 24 hours, then they deflate, probably accompanied by the sound of air releasing from a tire.

Well isn't that the Seinfeld bit? That the reason that every man dresses the same for a wedding is so if the Groom bails that every guy can just take a step to the left and the wedding continues on?

I never had kids, but I finally, at 45-ish, decided to stop having relationships with men, and my life has been pretty blissful ever since. I know there are great, supportive, smart men out there, but I was never able to find one who wasn't more trouble than he was worth. There were emotional issues. There was…

There will be more studies like this about high-powered/promising women, one of which I'm part of, and they'll implicate husbands and the usual suspects in business, though perhaps more forcibly than before.

My husband tried to pull this shit on me after talking a long bullshit 50/50 child/home-work line, and for the…

Single mom here, with a perhaps unpopular opinion. My life is actually easier post-divorce. My ex thought he did enough of the house work and child care, but to him that meant giving the baby a bath maybe once a week, doing the dishes once in a blue moon, and running to the store when we ran out of something. I find…

Ooh, on the subject of gastronomic xenophobia, anyone who refers to American food as "normal" food has a major problem. That shit is not cute. Your lack of exposure to diverse foods might not be your fault, but your insistence that your food is "normal" and "ethnic" foods are not usually points to all kinds of issues.

Ha! I can top that! I had a date with a guy who expected to drive my car! No, really, he thought I was going to hand my car keys over to him and let him drive! A guy who lost his license and did not own his own a car (he wrecked his parents) thought I, who had just met him, was going to hand over my car keys and let…

He went to visit his mom in Seattle (about six hours away) and when I called to talk to him, she very sweetly informed me that "He's with his wife, may I take a message?"

I am an Asian. He's out the minute he talks about how much he loves Asian women or if I find out his last girlfriend was Asian. Those Asian-fetish dudes are gross.

Well my ex who always accused me of being secretly married was actually.....*wait for it*.... MARRIED!!! Who saw that coming?! Not me, especially since we were both only 21ish at the time....

How is it that I die first in almost every scenario? I feel like I should have at least been able to murder Kelly or Anna at least ONCE.