There is a certain sad poetry in the idea that the motorcycle brand that embodies all of America’s worst tendencies is poised to be stabbed in the back by the president that also embodies all of America’s worst tendencies.

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

That’s why LeBron isn’t the GOAT.

Because MJ would have gutted Smith and feasted on his heart for all to see if it was his team.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

only one man can replace him

Rowan Atkinson

Make it happen BBC

Damn, and here I thought your first comment was just ironic in a way I didn’t get.

Counterpoint- he’s a walking anal fissure and moral cesspool that deserves all the scorn he gets.

I think some asterisks that showed the rate of inflation or a table of “in current USD” would be helpful here. $1.56 in 2003 is $2.11 today. So your $9.25 figure for the 2003 F-150 cost/100 miles is $13.21 vs. the $13.80 you’re paying today.

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

I guess Group 4 is too small for them to worry about.

Actually, this isn’t the real problem. A more thermally efficient engine will make more power naturally. The real problem is weight and frontal area. Look up what family haulers weighed 30 years ago, and look what they weigh now. There is simply no way to make a 5500 lb SUV with a giant frontal area fuel efficient.

What’s stupid is that car makers are fully capable of meeting the efficiency standards. Engines have become vastly more efficient over the decades. But instead of that translating to gains in mpg, it translates to gains in horsepower while mpg remains stagnant. Instead of stuffing another 100hp into a Ford family…

It’s like catching up with a friend from college who now has 3 kids, no sleep and drinks Michelob Ultra once a month to “loosen up”. Subaru, what happened friend?

Tough decision. His heart is between a rock and a hard place.

Finding a specific Subaru in Portland. This should be fun.

This guy’s is an asshole trying to kill birds. Hope his car is fucked up

This is why you’ve never won a Super Bowl.

Alright so I can add something here. I don’t wanna sell it as the juiciest thing, but:

Trump didn’t realize the biggest problem with building the wall was that the illegal aliens could just levitate over it.