“We’ve seen it on film. We was ready for it.”

This is the ideal intersection. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Sell them like the HP Touchpad fire sale and you’ve got yourself a deal

It looks better this way.

...does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Neutral

Cars that have swallowed other cars...

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

And you’ll still have $755 million left for flight training, maintenance and fuel.

It’s a 367-80.

Here I was hoping they were gonna buy some weird old Ilyushin aircraft to save money.

This wouldnt have happened if everyone had guns....

Its a 2009-2013 Suzuki Grand Vitara dash

Jalopnik and no wagon!?

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Please listen to Andrew and do not run over the kitties, send them to me

Don’t forget, in 2007 this thing retailed for under $70k.

Speed is cool, but seeing today’s 80%+ bypass turbofan engines is like a miracle of engineering. In layman’s terms, early commercial jets shot nothing but hot air out the back, along with lots of pollution and noise. Today, almost all of the thrust comes from the engine core driving a shaft to the front of the engine…

Obamacare - not repealed.
ISIS - still not defeated.
Infrastructure - still crumbling.
Muslims - many not deported yet.
Taco trucks - popping up everywhere.

The failure list just goes on and on.