The grille seems to have survived relatively intact. 

Unless Jason meant property tax, which is based on the assessed value of the house?

Couldn’t resist, huh?

What you have to understand about Conservatism is at its core, it is about preserving an in-group protected by the law but not bound by it, and an out-group bound by the law but not protected by it.

This EV won’t work for me because the commute to my job is 20 miles each way and once I get there they don’t give me enough money to buy this car.

Experienced readers of Musk’s twitter account know that his tweets vary from wildly exaggerated to flat out lies.

@Jason - you are missing one critical problem - when you open the capsule door, Wally Funk will climb out and hand you your ass.

CI\             /IC

It’s like that, man. One second you’re chilling in a rooftop pool, the next you’re underwater in your Volkswagen.

If I remember back to biology class, sometimes when two wheels get together, sometimes the undesirable traits match up and low and behold something new is born.

You are wrong. Simply and categorically wrong.

Neutral: Slideshows....

Nothing beats a B-52 squadron scramble. Keeps the skeeter population down. 

Not to ruin a good joke by taking it seriously, but as you probably know, this is true only for values of “tuned” tantamount to “seriously f’ed up” (a statement often true of cars as well). If a civilian jet made in the last 60 years poured out smoke like a late 50s model even without water injection, I’d expect it to…

Image caption claims AA 707 Waterwagon

Here’s today’s puzzler: Wealthy Americans are more than willing to spend upwards of $150k on a fast, practical wagon. Why can’t anybody get them to spend $30k on a kinda fast, practical wagon? Is the venn diagram of “people who can afford and buy ultra luxury cars” and “people who like wagons” just a perfect…

He needs to fly under 10 more bridges if he wants to beat today’s GTA challenge. 

That garage is one Harley short of the ultimate Boomer trifecta.

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.