80s:

Glad she will be ok. Not so much for another woman just a month earlier.

Right on the era, but whiff on  the airline ;-)

He’s horny for the olden days when planes routinely spew like this

(Un)fortunately, if this dipshit’s goal was to recreate GTA V in real life, this is probably not the worst thing he/she could do to endanger the public...

In socialist Vermont, ice melts you.....

This is my plate...

TIFIFY...It’s the douchebag-ness squared

When you tip(over the bottle to get more of the stuff out), the stripping gets better.

Don’t eat food that’s been lying on the ground...what a golden nugget of advice that we should all heed....

Had a coworker that’s been known to enjoy Doritos (cheese flavor) while sitting in the shitter. One time he proceeded from finishing a bag of Doritos, flush, then walk right out of the bathroom. I have not shook his hands ever since...

“...but for $27.390, Porsche will only give you exactly half of a base Boxster.” I know it may be the European way of separating the numbers, but in US that price probably can you half of the coat hook that goes on the leather-wrapped handles above the rear passenger window.

Either this moron is as dumb as the floor mats in the Sentra, or it was part of his ingenious/evil plan to delay the entire airport so his girlfriend, who’s probably late for her flight, can catch it when the entire airport shuts down.

I recall seeing it docked at Pier 86 grain terminal in Seattle back in June. I guess we should expect to see a lot less of these ships coming to Seattle now since a majority of them go to China. Perhaps for the best since Puget Sound Orcas are in serious trouble and boat traffic is a big part of it.

Thanks for making me feel slightly better on a Monday morning when the first article I came across on Deadspin is Russia murdering stray dogs ahead of the World Cup.

Antonov went there before Honda did.

How does one mount a front license plate to this car? It’s going to fuck up its pretty face with that bucktooth look like that 2017 pictured together.

Yes I’m that guy, isn’t it obvious from the rims?

Re: Chris Paul and Harden’s combined nickname as “light bulb”

The only reason this thing did get pushed over by the rushing water seems to be it was loaded to the gills with people and stuff.....and good tires I assume.