I mean, Spider-Verse already did it, but sure.

orrr the butterfly controlling charlie had at one time lived within a human and took the knowledge to the gorilla. it is not true speech, but more noise that “sounds” like talking. basically, the butterfly doing the best it can with the meatpuppet it has. 

Pretty sure Murn’s homie is a butterfly and they are discussing past galactic conquests. They are “the baddies.”

I can’t find the exact quote now but it was something along the lines of “Some African tribes believe that apes CAN actually talk, but they don’t. Because they know if we knew, we would force them to work”

Is Mrs. Crow Kim Cattrall?

That’s actually a really solid alternate backstory for King Shark. I dig it. The one they usually use is a bit “Aquaman, but a shark”. Yours reminds me of something out of Finding Nemo (in a good way).

I would actually love a series where King Shark returns to the sea after being ridiculed for being dumb, only to find that as far as fish intelligence is concerned, he’s brilliant beyond the comprehension of his peers. He becomes a social pariah for even attempting to preach “don’t eat friends,” which is blasphemy to…

TDK the TV show, which will feature a guest appearance by his buddy, Matter-Eater Lad.

I, for one, look forward to the fish-out-of-water story of King Shark’s time on the Canadian Women’s Curling Team.

Heyooooo

I actually really want to watch the further adventures of Bloodsport and Ratcatcher. Also it pretty much sounds like the only option unless they somehow get Robbie to commit being Harley on the small screen.

My favorite part of the episode was when Peacemaker pointed out how he too had been bullied in his youth by people calling him a bully and insensitive. The delivery of it was just near-perfect.

Kite Man! Hell yeah!

I hope Neil Young will remember,
Scrotum-headed man don’t need him around, anyhow.

Yeah, no, that’s a just a moron, and I hate how people being stupid is somehow hoisted onto the manufactures. All powered exercise equipment is dangerous, especially treadmills. They aren’t toys. There’s anywhere from 20-30,000 treadmill emergency room visits per year because people are negligent.

Fortunately, Swift isn’t the type to hold a grudge.

I initially thought this might be a parody/dark-comedy news story, but it just kept going seriously.

First thing’s first: Pulp won the battle of Britpop by 1) Being better than all other Britpop, 2) Not caring, and 3) Ending on a solid album

Also, real quick: I’m really not looking forward to when the editors leave and this is the only type of content we get on the A.V. Club. Scott Robson, if you’re reading this, you fucked up big time.

Maybe, justt maybe Peleton’s marketing gurus should have just shut the fuck up when the first TV character dropped dead, instead of getting all defensive, to say nothing of putting said dead TV character in an actual ad as a “response.”