All of London sighs plaintively.

If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.

“Just call him a distraction then, call him a distraction!”

The 2,632 consecutive tweets also served as a nice tribute to Cal Ripken Jr.

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

nice troll job w/ the Bron pic

We can be smart asses and semi trolls because that was Dedspin is. But not I’m this case. Not this time. What is going on is quite serious and as a parent I couldn’t bring myself to crack wise about this. I hope you and your son are able to find some measure of peace. I hope your son can find peace in a way that…

I bet Wrong feels like a fucking idiot right now.

I’m just waiting for Mark Whicker’s take: “The Missed Education of Lauren Hill: College Freshman Dies at 19”

Horatio Sanz could be heard laughing from Section 410, Row 14

So I'm driving home late one night. It's about 2 AM. I'm drunk off my ass. I'm stoned off my ass. I have about an ounce of weed in the car. I'm driving down a 2-lane highway that is completely devoid of any traffic in any direction for miles around except for me...and the cop behind me. I'm shitting bricks! My…

Yeah I'm not sure saving a few dollars is worth all the contant stress. Plus I'm guessing an inspection thingy is like a safety check, so you could well be driving a deathtrap? Yeah, no thanks.

I feel this and understand completely.... There should be a recognized subset of us felon jalops. I feel we can provide info the rest of the population just isn't aware of. "Felopnik" maybe ????

^This^

Word to this. For years I was a broke-ass dude dealing with a succession of used beaters I bought 12-15 years after their model years, with the requisite shit breaking all the time and inability to ever pass an inspection.

This is the first Regressing article that I was able to understand all the way through. It's an Opening Day miracle!

Q - Why does Jameis fly first class?

SHe has done a lot of crap the last 15 years but in all seriousness you should see the movie 'Bug', she was great in that.

So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.