Tell me more of these Japanese Jews, oh learned scions of the mountains.

Rawlings should tell Jerry Jones that as long as Hardy remains on the roster, the Cowboys cannot play a single game in his city.

After fumbling and stating he weighed 530 pounds, LenDale White was arrested for DUI and false identification.

Well, we know he completed "send rounds".

What about for our friends in India? Is there a setting for allowing drivers to drive on whatever side of the road they damn well please?

Well, at least Seattle fans will get to see a few dunks now.

That would be quite the Event, wouldn't it?

You gotta go with Stalin and Mao in the final with Mao to win it all. After murdering somewhere between 20 and 100 million of his own countrymen, it should be nothing to wipe out this bracket.

Someone send Robert Durst to kill all the bros.

"But we do have some employees living in the parking lot."

Whiteside should have been the name of the Michael Oher movie.

There are exactly zero mentions of the furnishings in this article.

3 kitchens and I didn't see 1 lunch pail. smh

Justin Vernon recorded "For Emma, Forever Ago" in that garage.

HE LOOKS LIKE A RAT, GET IT?

I always figured Coach K was the type to rat people out.

Pre-2005, he was pretty good at WAR. Just like pre-1965, the U.S. was pretty good at war. Then they both sucked.

At least he's wearing a lovely gold shirt.

I think he's one of those guys that doesn't like playing baseball (or football, hockey, etc), but likes being a "baseball player" and all that comes with it. The problem for him is that being a baseball player puts him in risky situations.

It's a video of Dez destroying the Ray Rice tape that was sent to Roger Goodell.